My Blue Pictures And A Joke From Aunt Sally

These are my very favorite pictures I have ever taken. I think I am starting to get the gist of how to take a good picture...One word...patience.

This is Pinky and Daisy....the background is real. They are in a chair right next to a window with a gorgeous view. I think that these are the pictures that most reflect their personalities. I just had to post these!


Here's the joke, it's cute;

THREE WOMEN , TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.



SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.





THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."







A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."





THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW - TECH. BUT NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.







SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........



"WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT ... I'M GETTING A FAX!!"





When you stop laughing, send this to those who will appreciate it.