When a Kiss is Not a Kiss

What I have to tell its an embarrassing little ditty. I can say it's down right humiliating... I've been thinking about it for days now, and I am hoping that once I put the words down on the blog, I can look back and laugh fondly, rather than feel the utter and complete chagrin when this unfortunate part of my history eeks its way into the forefront of my conscious thinking.

It all started out by me getting hooked up with someone and I should of known better then to do so.....But this was the first guy I got involved with after a previous relationship that had just broken up, leaving me totally heartsick and heartbroken. Because of this, I could use the excuse that my judgment was a little skewed and off kilter

That being said, we all know the rule of thumb, which is that if a guy doesn't like your dogs....RUN the other direction, because he is not your type of people.

Then why when I came across someone like that, didn't run I run the other direction and not look back?

I knew anyone who couldn't pet a dog was not my type of guy. Then why did I get involved with this person who couldn't appreciate my dogs, let alone even pet them?

I don't know, but I did. What was I thinking anyway? And how could anything like that work out?

But time just kept marching on as I just ignored that little pet peeve of his, which was to not even TOUCH or get near my dog family.

However there was something even more worse than his total disregard of my canine friends, a situation that I could not keep ignoring because it was the elephant in room; Now I am getting to the embarrassing part. Here it is.....

He NEVER kissed me.....yes thats correct; NEVER

WHY did he never kiss me?

BECAUSE I LET MY DOGS LICK MY FACE .... yes its true.

He didn't consider my sweet dog breath kisses to be real kisses...in fact he was quite grossed out about the whole thing. He always hated my dog's total devotion as well as their displays of affection and we had many many arguments over this situation.

So where are we at today? Well...he's gone, but my dog family of course is still intact and I still receive my daily love slurps from Pinky and Orbit....(none from that bad dog Chico Martini).

I love my dog kisses, so hopefully somewhere along the line, I will meet that special someone who will also appreciate that big dog kiss.....