Tuesday, September 23, 2008

We're Baaaack......

I'm back....and I have just the right story to get into the groove again...plus I have missed blogging...but times have been tough, although there has been a lot of good things with the horrible bad stuff.....but I'll go there another day.....today its all about Dr. Pink Pinkerton and Nurse Daisy...

Remember them....?

Well, its that time again, and Daisy is literally in full bloom...yes she's in heat again. And really its not been a problem....

Until today...well, not a problem for me exactly...

So I'm sitting in my living room, taking a break from a a long day of taking orders...and then I hear a cry...just a tiny cry....I think to myself that the two dogs are playing a little rough...

Then I hear another cry out....and it sounds more serious...I ignore it...until the next one which was a full on scream...well the kind of sound a dog would make if they could scream....

I think to myself, my God....Daisy has somehow been hurt...cause as I'm running outside to save her I hear her whimper again....

I get out to the drive way.....Daisy!!!! Daisy where are you??? Daaaaaaaisssy....and I hear her crying...and Pinky was nowhere to be seen.

I then see the rustling of the bushes....and then it all becomes very clear....there they are...

Neutered Pink Pinkerton was stuck inside of my sweet innocent Daisy....OMG....how in the world? Pinky does not have the equipment.....

Well....I had to go into the house and sit down a minute because this was all too much. My first thought was can she get pregnant???? nawwwwwww, he needs the nuts and bolts to do that!

Do I dare venture out there again, would they still be stuck together?

Finally after getting over my initial repulsion, I venture back outside....and there's Pinky with a big woody...limping down the driveway...He couldn't walk properly....looking chagrined and mortified at the same time....

Awwwww its good to be back...think I will go see what Betty Jo has been up to and my other blog buddy Lady Chatelaine....

4 comments:

BetteJo said...

Well I certainly hope that Pinky and his big woody didn't make you think of me!! *snort!*

Riley has been neutered but he 'makes it' with his stuffed girlfriend all day long. Animals are just that - animals! :)

(And just for a laugh I'll say - Daisy was in heat - she probably asked for it.)

Lone Chatelaine said...

Oh my.

Lol! I wouldn't have reacted very well either. I'd have probably turned the hose on them. For some reason I just can't stand the idea of my pets being "animals". They're my babies and would never do such things ;-)

That Janie Girl said...

I laughed until I cried at this one...thanks!

Unknown said...

Hi Janie,

Yes...theses little dogs do give me a lot to chuckle about...but THAT! But my sweet babies, fornicating...

LOL.....I'm happy to report that our household is once again back to the status que now that Ms. Daily's flower has once again wilted.