Husband says: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife says: I clean the toilet.
Husband says: How does that help?
Wife says: I use your toothbrush.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
I by accident posted this from my herbal blog to this blog...and I was going to delete it, but it is a great cat story...so I've decided to leave it. I think "The Food Lady" did a great job with Lollo's story and its a cute read....
|Date:||Fri, Mar 27, 2009 4:18 pm|
Hello, I'm Hedgie. Before the food lady contacted PawHealer, I was miserable. I was so grumpy that I seldom got any loves. When the food lady did try to be nice to me I was so irritated that I couldn't stand being touched. I squealed, scratched her and even bit her once. Nobody wanted to be near me because my breath was so bad you could smell me from two feet away. My coat was really ugly, so much so that the food lady took me to the groomer. (I was nice to them and they loved me and and that really ticked the food lady off.) The truth is, it's hard to live in a house with 6 other cats, when you want to be number one all the time. And, I should be number one, because I came to live here when I was 4 days old. The food lady fed me with a bottle and gave me loves every 2 hours. But then as I got older the time got to be less and less and I had to share more and more of the time. It was all down hill from there.
My health problems started about a year and a half ago. The food lady took me to this place where there were lots of others like me and some other kinds of creatures that made some kind of silly barking noises. They stuck needles in me and made me go to sleep. While I was sleeping they hurt my mouth and said that my bad breath was from sores in my mouth caused by bad teeth. Within months of that ordeal, the food lady took me back again and I had to go through the whole thing all over again. That time I had to stay a whole week because I won't let the food lady give me medicine and the people at that horrible place had to do it. In the end it did no good, because within a few months nobody could stand to be near me again.
To her credit, the food lady didn't want me to have to go through that again, so she looked for an alternative that would be less stressful for me. She found PawHealer and told them all about me. They told the food lady that it was not my teeth that was causing my problem, but that I was a very angry kitty and my liver had become toxic. They sent her some Chinese herbs and I have been eating my food with the herbs for one week now. In that short time my breath has improved 85% and I am feeling so much better. I have been getting lots of hugs and loves and I have not felt like scratching or biting. I also have not minded the company of the other cats and, in fact, I actually felt like playing with Lena yesterday. I hate her.
So, here I am sitting on the porch, enjoying the sun, the birds, the sound of the wind in the palms. I'm loving life and the food lady so much more. I can't wait until next week.
Hedgie (Lollobrigida), Lollo for short.
My food lady is Jean T from Miami Springs Florida
Thank you PawHealer
Sunday, March 22, 2009
OMG....I feel as if I am barley going to make it...this is the final semester with two weeks to go.
business has been doing great....10 hour work days and being available 7 days a week...
IS MAKING ME TIRED!
Deep to the bone tired....
And still life is still up in the air...
I am considering moving to Maryland if things do not work out with my house. At this point, after looking around at making a completely new life on the other side of the country where housing is dirt cheat....I'm not so sad! (also I can acupuncture pets)
I have seen the most beautiful homes for lease as well as rent to own, or for that matter for sale and that are like what I live in now..but at a fraction of the cost.
But....I have been wondering if owning is something I really want to do at this point. I'm thinking
SAVE SAVE SAVE....
EGADS....our world is upside down.
I went and saw a cute movie last night called Sunshine Cleaning...a small cute film...
Every weekend I go to the movies all by myself...sometimes twice in the same weekend. I'm making up for all that time where I never went because I felt I had to have my nose in a book.
Ahhh...I forgot the other benefit of moving out of state is that right when I get out of school and take the national exams...Wa La...i am a certified acupuncturist...it does not take near the hours of study as is does to get certified for the state of California...
so....not sure why I'm even hesitating at this point....
I have to add this video...i love weird dog videos...
Posted by Holly Mead at 8:16 PM
Friday, March 13, 2009
I had to laugh at this one......
I received a request form a guy who wanted herbs for his dog that had started to have some problems. So, I gave him a call and we started talking about the dog...
He then mentioned that he had seen my picture on the About Us page on my website.
Heheheheh...that was 18 months ago...before I got PawHealer up and running and became totally consumed.
Thinking back to that time, and looking at my picture...I remember thinking how I was "too fat" or not fit enough or whatever the crap that cycled through my mind at the tim.
Ahhh how I now long for those far away gym rat days....
Anyway....so I started talking to him...and he seems really nice. The conversation was interesting...and he then tells me he had looked at my picture...and he thought I was nice looking.
Well I was at the time! Now....as I have said...life has set in..on my ass!
Anyway...Later that day I received an e-mail from him...it's a picture of his dog, him and his daughter...and the entire family is adorable.
He is extremely handsome..and on top of it he's 50...OMG. I couldn't believe it.
So I sent him back an e-mail that I don't know who is cuter, his dog or him....
He sends me back a response telling me that he considers me a "hottie"....OMG as I roll my eyes...
That's so much pressure!
To be considered someone's "Hottie"...and 53 years old?
I don't do well under pressure.......
Posted by Holly Mead at 8:46 AM